WH
ioudasiscari:
man what the fuck are you talkiing about
beiing a helmsman has nothiing 2 do wiith weiight
IIm the skiinniiest fucker iin the uniiverse but IIm ALSO the MOST POWERFUL helmsman iin the uniiverse
a helmsmans power comes from the braiin and the braiin alone
typiically„ humans get obese when theyre pregnant
iits because the hellspawn iinsiide of them iis possessiing them 2 force them 2 eat more
but iif theyre helmsmen iit miight be because they have stupiid masters
some helmsman owners try 2 be “niice” by feediing the helmsmen whiile theyre wiired iin
except a wiired iin helmsman doesnt need food and doesnt shiit the excess out so iit just gets stored
so iif human helmsmen are fat thats why
WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
ZIM DOESN’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS.. THIS NONSENSE YOU ARE SPEAKING OF!
ioudasiscari:
uh
do you know what a raiinbow looks liike
DO YOU MEAN THE PHENOMENOM CREATED WHEN THIS EARTH SUN SHINES IN SUCH A PARTICULAR MANNER THAT ALL OF THE DISGUSTING WETNESS OF THE SKY SHINE WITH MUTATED HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE COLORS?
WH
ioudasiscari:
probably yeah
II mean what the fuck else could they possiibly use 2 power somethiing that biig
nothiing„ thats what
I SEE………………..
I HAD ALWAYS WONDERED WHY SUCH BEINGS WERE ALWAYS SO MORBID AND……….. OBESE.
NOW, I UNDERSTAND. THAT MUST BE THEIR TACTIC, ALL OF HUMANKIND RELYING ON THE ENERGY OF THIS ‘BUS DRIVER’ WHO IS BIOLOGICALLY ADVANCED ENOUGH TO STORE ENERGY WITH THEIR OWN BODIES.
HMMMMMM…….
GIR!!!! THERE WILL BE A CHANGE OF PLANS!!!!
GIR!!!! IMMEDIATELY, UNHOOK THIS ‘BLOG’ FROM MY SHIP! ZIM DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!!!
ioudasiscari:
fuck school who needs iit
iits for overeducated iidiiot hiighbloods who thiink theyre soooo much better than anyone else
besiides why cant you take tumblr there
WHAT IS THIS “HIGHBLOODED” THING YOU CONTINUE TO SPEAK OF??????
WH
ioudasiscari:
fuck II dunno iif humans have iit but they probably do
II mean theyve got 2 power theiir vehiicles SOMEHOW
a helmsman iis the person who piilots and powers a vehiicle
WHAT.
WHAT???????
SO THOSE… “BUS DRIVERS” ARE ACTUALLY HUMAN BATTERIES???
HMMMMM….. ZIM MUST LEARN MORE OF THIS!
ioudasiscari:
oh
so your lusus
ok
fuck why would you want 2 turn off tumblr II basiically never get offliine
I HAVE
UH.
THINGS I NEED TO DO. VERY HUMAN THINGS, I ASSURE YOU, THAT ARE NOT ON TUMBLR.
YES.
LIKE SKOOL.
WH
ioudasiscari:
oh
thats 2 bad
IIm a helmsman
iit wouldve been cool 0n0
so who fliies your shiip
HM….
…HMMMMMMMMMMM…
WHAT IS THIS ‘HELMSMAN’ YOU SPEAK OF?? IS IT A JOB FOR THE HUMANS?? SUCH AS A DRIVER OF THESE ABNORMALLY LARGE “BUSES”?
ioudasiscari:
waiit
iis thiis giir your helmsman??
are you a hiighblood??!!
WHY DOES IT KEEP POSTING?????????
HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP??? HOW DO I CLOSE IT AND FORCE IT TO DESIST ITS ACTIONS???
WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING SUCH ACCUSATIONS??? ZIM IS HUMAN!!!! HUMAN!!!!!
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AND GIR IS MY DOG.
YES HE IS A VERY NICE DOG AND I TAKE HIM FOR WALKIES SOMETIMES AND HE CHEWS ON ELECTRICAL CIRCUITS LIKE NORMAL EARTH DOGS TEND TO DO.
