YES YES, GOOD, COME INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO ME. 

I AM ZIM!!!!!!!!!! THE GREATEST, NORMELEST HUMAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!

AND WHO ARE YOU, ODDLY SPEAKING ONE????????

ioudasiscari:

iits

==> You almost say tyrian.
==> No fuck that. You’re a troll. You troll people.

briight briight neon red

THE COLOR OF THE HUMANS….

I SEE…

ioudasiscari:

whiich part do you not understand

NONE OF THAT MAKES SENSE!!!!

HUMANS CANNOT STORE THEIR YOUNG INSIDE OF THEM! THAT IS DISGUSTING AND ZIM DOES NOT BELIEVE IT!!!

THESE ‘BUS DRIVERS’ CANNOT BE ‘HELMSMEN’ BECAUSE HUMANS ARE INFERIOR IN INTELLIGENCE! THEY WOULD NOT KNOW GENIUS IF IT RIPPED OFF THEIR PAK!

ioudasiscari:

oh no all humans bleed red

IIm talkiing about other speciies that bleed other colors

liike trolls

trolls from planet alterniia

WHAT IS THE HIGHEST BLOOD COLOR OF THIS SPECIES?

ioudasiscari:

siigh

• helmsmans power does not come from theiir fat„ iit comes from theiir braiin power
• when humans reproduce„ theiir future offspriings grow iinsiide theiir stomachs;; these parasiitiical future offspriing use miind control on theiir hosts 2 force them 2 eat and grow fat„ untiil the offspriing has grown large enough 2 explode out of the human
• but iif helmsmen are fat„ iits because theiir owners are tryiing 2 feed them;; but helmsmen dont need food„ so they just get fat iinstead

WHAT?????????????

ilovehungergamesmorethanyou:

The Hunger Games propaganda poster 2 by ~Marazzo

ioudasiscari:

yeah the diisgustiing horriible colors

ok you know the order the colors come iin riight

a hiighblood iis iif you have a blood color closer 2 purple

and a lowblood iis iif you have a blood color closer 2 red

iits a hiierarchy

hiighbloods are fuckiing assholes

SO NOT ALL HUMANS BLEED THE SAME COLOR?

HMM…

THIS MUST BE EXAMINED..

HOW DOES ONE… ‘CHANGE’ THEIR COLOR?